Thursday, November 12, 2009

WARNING: credit/debit cards and Hancock Fabrics!

Keep an eye on your credit/debit card account history if you have used a card at Hancock Fabrics in the last few months. So far there are reports in Wisconsin, Missouri, and California of card info being stolen and thieves draining bank accounts.

http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/article/20091015/WDH0101/310150109/Fabric-store-customers-warned-of-debit-card-fraud

http://www.napavalleyregister.com/articles/2009/10/16/news/local/doc4ad75e5d4cc34705263531.txt

http://www.kmov.com/internal?st=print&id=69816082&path=/news/local

Etsy thread

Please pass this info on to other crafty folks you know!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Us vs. U

The defamation suit against U was filed last month. You can view details about it, including the full text of the petition, by searching Harris County public records. Just type in "Kuntze, Ullja" as the defendant.

Happy November :)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I'm FamoUs!

I have joined the ranks of the defamed on U's blog!

She claims to have called the office of the State Comptroller to report me for selling things on Etsy in 2008 but not bothering to get a state sales tax permit until 2009. I anticipated this nonsense so I had already contacted their criminal investigation division last week. They concur that since I had no sales to in-state customers in 2008 I've done nothing wrong. Heck, they even gave me additional phone numbers to keep in touch in case she harasses me further. Very nice people :)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Soon-to-be Fraud Seller

Well, U hasn't gotten around to calling me a Fraud Seller in her blag yet. I guess she's pretty busy, what with all the Fraud Sellers around.

So in the spirit of community I'll save her the time and let you all know myself that yes, I am a Fraud Seller. Or will be, as soon as I get around to listing my Frauds. Here's a glimpse of some of the Fraud Family!


Monday, September 14, 2009

Thanks for your order, U!

Just to warn you, in case you decide to call FRAUD over it: my cookies aren't real. They are made of felt. HENCE, I figured I should let you know before you try eating one.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

To celebrate the three-day weekend, I have reopened my Etsy shop. ArtFire I will get around to in the next couple of days.

I expect I will get a visit from that vindictive alleged human. Stay tuned :)

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

True Artists

Ok, I'm not good at blogging. I realize my last post was months ago... but today I have something really important to share. It's a long list of artisans. It includes beadmakers, bakers, soapmakers, and others, but regardless of what they make, they all have something in common. They have all been stalked, slandered, and harassed by a jealous, vindictive woman.

I won't go into the specifics. You can read about the tip of the iceberg elsewhere. More info is available at http://ulljas.com

I've listed links to their work so you can behold. And hey, if you'd like to buy some of it so you can behold it in person (and help support them while they pursue legal ways of shutting down the cyberstalker), that would be great too.
  1. http://www.goatmountainarts.etsy.com
    http://www.goatmountainarts.artfire.com

    http://www.vanillabeanbaker.com

  2. http://www.cctexan3.etsy.com
    http://www.cctexan3.artfire.com

  3. http://www.doubledippedsweets.etsy.com
    http://www.doubledippedsweets.artfire.com

    http://www.doubledippedsweets.com


  4. http://www.lampworktreasures.com
    http://www.ashtonjewels.etsy.com

  5. http://www.betsymn.etsy.com
    http://www.betsybeads.artfire.com

  6. http://www.lenorasdesigns.etsy.com

  7. http://www.ginnovations.etsy.com
    http://www.ginnovations.com

  8. http://www.lalabug71.etsy.com
    http://www.ladedacreations.artfire.com

    http://www.laurasgardenspa.com

    http://www.ladedacreations.com

    http://www.ladedacreations.1000markets.com

  9. http://www.lakesidelampwork.etsy.com

  10. http://www.tracidawn78.etsy.com

  11. http://www.aricketts.etsy.com

  12. http://www.slcuniques.etsy.com
    http://www.slc-uniques.com

  13. http://www.mermaidglass.etsy.com
    http://www.mermaidglass.com
    http://www.starfishcottage.etsy.com

  14. http://www.peaches4me.etsy.com

  15. http://www.daisydog7.etsy.com

  16. http://www.stephaniek.etsy.com
    http://www.stephanieknaturals.com

  17. http://www.sophiecls.etsy.com
    http://www.subearthancottage.artfire.com

  18. http://www.beadgoodies.etsy.com
    http://www.beadgoodies.com

  19. http://www.gmdlampwork.etsy.com

  20. http://www.livelaughlovesoap.etsy.com
    http://www.livelaughlovesoap.com

  21. http://norah62.etsy.com
    http://www.uniquedesignsbynora.etsy.com

    http://www.rubylane.com/shops/uniquedesigns2

  22. http://www.jamnglass.artfire.com
    http://www.jamnglass.com

    http://www.jamnglass.etsy.com

    http://www.jamnglasssilks.etsy.com

  23. http://www.suebeads.etsy.com
    http://www.bellahannahjane.etsy.com

    http://www.suebeads.com

  24. http://www.icarusbeads.etsy.com
    http://www.terangistudio.etsy.com

  25. http://www.laffinggull.etsy.com
    http://www.gulftreasure.etsy.com

    http://www.laffinggull.com

  26. http://www.kseeber.etsy.com
    http://www.lampwork.net

  27. http://www.javabead.etsy.com
    http://www.javabead.com

  28. http://www.stoneymariedesigns.etsy.com
    http://www.stoneymariegemstones.com
    http://www.tooltime.etsy.com
    http://www.europeancharm.etsy.com
    http://www.stoneymariedesigns.com

  29. http://www.luxbeads.etsy.com
    http://www.nccrafts.etsy.com
    http://www.luxbeads.artfire.com
    http://www.beadsupplies.artfire.com

  30. http://www.designsbykurato.etsy.com
    http://www.designsbykurato.com

  31. http://www.mamapainter.etsy.com

  32. http://www.rufusandroxy.etsy.com
    http://www.rufusandroxy2.etsy.com
    http://www.thecraftierside.com

  33. http://www.mojoglass.etsy.com

  34. http://www.covergirlbeads.etsy.com
    http://www.covergirlbeads.com
    http://www.covergirlbeads.artfire.com

  35. http://www.acelticgirl2.etsy.com
    http://www.acelticgirl2.artfire.com

  36. http://www.sistersbeads.com

  37. http://www.evolvingcreations.com
    http://www.evolvingcreations.etsy.com

  38. http://www.sydneysdesigns.etsy.com
    http://www.underthebrim.etsy.com

  39. http://www.imakebeads4u.com
    http://www.agate58.etsy.com

  40. http://www.cgbeads.com
    http://www.cgbeads.etsy.com (misspelled in Ullja's defamatory blog)

  41. http://www.naosglass.com
    http://www.na0sglass.etsy.com (misspelled in Ullja's defamatory blog)|

  42. http://www.darleenmb.com
    http://www.darleenMB.etsy.com
    http://www.darleenMB.artfire.com

  43. http://www.flamekissedglass.com
    http://www.flamekissedglass.etsy.com

  44. http://www.enchanteddreamsjewelry.com

  45. http://www.koregonbeads.com
    http://www.koregon.etsy.com

  46. http://www.hillsidegardensartstudio.com
    http://www.auntgoofy.etsy.com

  47. http://www.redsidedesigns.net
    http://www.redsidedesigns.etsy.com
    http://www.redsidedesigns.artfire.com

  48. http://www.abeadisborn.com
    http://www.abeadisborn.etsy.com

  49. http://www.theglassturtle.com
    http://www.theglassturtle.etsy.com

  50. http://www.z-beads.com

  51. http://www.trudimadison.com
    http://www.tannerstudios.etsy.com
    http://www.afterdarkdesigns.etsy.com

  52. http://www.beadsbytlc.etsy.com
    http://www.beadsbytlc.artfire.com

  53. http://www.marylockwood.com
    http://www.marylockwood.etsy.com

  54. http://www.helensharvest.com
    http://www.helensharvest.etsy.com

  55. http://www.bluffroadglass.com

  56. http://www.diane7923.etsy.com

  57. http://www.lisanew.etsy.com

  58. http://www.barbarasvetlick.com
    http://www.riverofglassstudio.com

  59. http://www.chbeads.com

  60. http://www.somethingnew4u.etsy.com

  61. http://www.asugaraffair.etsy.com
    http://www.cupcakerevolution.etsy.com
    http://www.asugaraffair.com

  62. http://www.firamarina.etsy.com
    http://www.firamarina.artfire.com
    http://www.firamarina.com

  63. http://www.saricabeads.etsy.com
    http://www.saricabeads.artfire.com
    http://www.saricabeads.com

  64. http://www.sweetpaperie.etsy.com
    http://www.sweetpapery.com

  65. http://www.elephannie.etsy.com

  66. http://www.lauriegeller.etsy.com

  67. http://www.thefetchinghound.etsy.com

  68. http://www.thatfritgirl.etsy.com
    http://www.thatfritgirl.com

  69. http://www.sunrisebeads.com
    http://www.sunrisefrits.com

  70. http://www.rapunselstower.etsy.com
    http://www.rapunselstower.com

  71. http://www.calamitysclan.etsy.com
    http://www.sacredartbeads.com

  72. http://www.brilynnbeads.com
    http://www.brilynn.etsy.com
    http://www.brilynnbuttons.etsy.com

  73. http://www.preciouslinks.etsy.com
    http://www.preciousbeads4you.etsy.com

  74. http://www.katinn.etsy.com

  75. http://www.acelticgirl2.etsy.com
    http://www.acelticgirl2.artfire.com

  76. http://www.pacificcoastlampwork.com

  77. http://www.simplylampwork.com
    http://www.simplylampwork.etsy.com

  78. http://www.elzbeads.com
    http://www.elzbeads.etsy.com

  79. http://www.glassbyolimpia.etsy.com
    http://www.glassbyolimpia.com

  80. http://www.ivers.etsy.com (I'm famoUs!)
    http://www.ivers.artfire.com

  81. http://www.jetagestudio.etsy.com
    http://www.jetagestudio.com

  82. http://www.piercesdesigns.etsy.com
    http://www.piercesdesigns.com
I will update this post as needed, though hopefully I won't have to for much longer.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tutorial: Felt food corned beef & cabbage

I've been fiddling with this set for the last few days, but I'm calling it done now. I'm especially pleased with how the cabbage turned out!

Felt food corned beef and cabbage, now with texture!

And now, in honor of the feast of St. Patrick (coming up one week from today!), I'm sharing a tutorial with zillions of images so you can make your very own. All I ask is that if you use my tutorial to make things, you not sell them, and if you post my tutorial anywhere, please include a link back to this blog entry.

In the pictures below, I use *contrasting* thread so you can more easily follow along. When you make your own items, I recommend using thread that will blend in with the color of felt you are sewing.

If you need to see a larger version of a picture, just click on it and you will be taken to that photo at flickr.

Materials
  • scissors
  • thread
  • polyfil
  • felt in these colors, 1 sheet each:
    ivory
    camel (tan)
    cardinal (darkish red)
    orange
    light green (sometimes sold as neon green or lime green)


supplies

Potatoes

Cut out three circles of ivory and three circles of camel/tan
Ivory felt: 3 1/4 inches across
Camel felt: 2 1/4 inches across

potato1

Hand sew around the edge of an ivory circle, but do not knot it off yet.

potato2

Instead, pull your thread to cinch the circle together into a little pouch.

potato3

Stuff the pouch firmly with polyfil, then sew across the opening several times, pulling tightly to close it securely.

potato4

potato5

potato6

potato7

Now you can knot and trim your thread.

This is your potato! Isn't it cute? But now we need to cover up the fugly opening we just stitched up. Get one of your camel circles and center it there.

potato8

Your potato will hold pins very nicely if you just push them straight in, like a pincushion. Pull the "skin" up around your potato and place pins evenly around the edge to keep it in place.

potato9

Now you can hand-sew the skin to the potato. Use small stitches, pull the thread evenly, and they should blend into the felt nicely.

potato10

Stitch all the way around, knot your thread, and hide the knot down in the skin.

Repeat this process with the rest of your circles to complete three potatoes.

potato11

Carrots

Fold felt in half. Draw two carrot outlines, about 3 inches long and 1 inch
wide, with a rounded end.

carrots1

Stitch along each line, leaving the other ends of the carrots open.

carrots2

Cut out the carrots and turn them right-side-out.

carrots3

Stuff with polyfil. Hand sew around the top but do not knot it off yet.

carrots4

Add additional polyfil if needed, then pull your thread to cinch the end
closed. Stitch across the opening several times, pulling tightly to keep the
end closed-off.

carrots5

Now you can knot and trim your thread. Your carrots are done!

Cabbage

Cut out three rectangles of ivory felt and two of light green felt. Mine
are about 2 inches by 4 inches. Keep in mind we will be bunching them up,
so don't make them too short.

cabbage1

Hand sew lengthwise down the middle of one of the ivory rectangles, but do
not knot the thread.

cabbage2

Pull the thread to bunch the rectangle together so that it is wrinkly and wavy, like cabbage!

cabbage3

Then knot it off and repeat with the other four rectangles.

cabbage4

To give some extra strength to the cabbage, I machine-stitched two of the ivory pieces together, as well as one of the ivory and one of the light green to each other. (Black thread in photos is from hand sewing, red is from machine. As I mentioned previously, you should use a thread color that will blend in.)

cabbage5

Then sandwich the remaining light green piece between your machine-stitched pairs. I stack them so it's ivory-ivory-green-ivory-green, but feel free to play around with other combinations. Now hand sew all five layers together, along either side of the center lines.

cabbage6

Your cabbage is done!

Corned beef

Fold your cardinal (dark red) felt into thirds. Machine-stitch several parallel-ish lines to give your meat some texture.

beef1

You'll need to cover an area that's about 4.5 inches by 4.5 inches.

beef2

I generally do this next sewing part freehand, but you could outline your slices of meat, so long as it's with something you can easily remove from the felt afterwards. Machine-stitch the outline of three slices of meat, about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide, with some variation in the rounding of the corners etc, so it looks like slices of brisket and not square stuff from a can or something.

beef3jpg

Remember, you should not be using contrasting thread for your own!

beef4

Also remember, you want your corned beef to look natural, not like regular little rectangles.

canned

Cut out your corned beef, plate it up with your veggies, and enjoy!

Felt food corned beef and cabbage, now with texture!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

What's for dinner

When making felt food, for some reason breakfast items always spring to mind. Mostly eggs. Eggs are so easy. And then eventually you move on to dessert. Faux chocolate is delightful to play around with! But ultimately you realize you need to create something more substantial. Dinner.

So... I've trying to think of more dinnerish felt food things to make. I have a bit of a list I've started. I'm stuck on a couple of things because I'm dissatisfied with the colors of felt I have, but I'm going to keep those ideas to myself for now, as I'm determined to have a go at them anyway and I'd like it to be a surprise ;)

Today I tackled one that uses pretty standard colors. Ivory, red... and the color of fried things, which I hadn't gotten around to using yet. Gold or goldenrod, depending which brand of felt you're using.

And here's the result, chicken parmesan:

chickparm3

I think it looks best with the sauce and cheese sewn on, but for smallish kids it's probably more fun to be able to take it apart and put it together yourself.

chickparm1

And if you've still got room for dessert, the Easter cookies are ready :)

Felt food Easter cookies

Felt food Easter cookies

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Why I love sewing by hand

As I mentioned yesterday, spring is here. I snapped a few pictures of the lemon tree buds to share, one close-up and one in which you can see both a ripe lemon and some new buds (the buds are at about 11 o'clock from the lemon).

Buds on lemon tree

Buds and the last lemon

What does this have to do with sewing, you wonder? I have this balcony, you see, and the last couple of days it has been delightfully warm out there, but sunny enough that it's a bit difficult to read for very long. Sewing, however, seems to work out just fine! So there I can sit, listening to audiobooks or music or the chirping birds, and stitch away at things like... felt food pizza, which I don't use the sewing machine for at all.

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More reasons to love sewing by hand:
  • You can bring it with you when you travel, and sew on the plane or in your hotel room or in the coffee shop in the lobby or pretty much anywhere.
  • You can sew with a cat on your lap, if your cat behaves and what you're sewing is smallish.
  • You can do it at odd hours, since it doesn't make much noise.
Well, you get the idea. Feel free to add your own 'reasons to love sewing by hand' in the comments!

Hope spring comes your way soon :)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Spring

Spring is certainly here in central Texas! My lemon tree has buds, the cats are running around like crazy, and I've started working on spring-themed felt food cookies. The first set available is for St. Patrick's Day, which is coming up on March 17.

Felt food cookies

I've also been cutting out stuff for Easter felt food cookies, but haven't quite got those all together just yet. In the meantime, here's a treat the Easter bunny might enjoy:

Felt food carrots